Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip » Blog Archive » Meet Your Wonkette’s ‘Early Morning Shots’ Crew!
I just snorted iced tea up my nose. Mom, Dad: I spent Saturday morning having breakfast with you instead of attending this. This is how you know I love you.

Wonkette: The D.C. Gossip » Blog Archive » Meet Your Wonkette’s ‘Early Morning Shots’ Crew!

I just snorted iced tea up my nose. Mom, Dad: I spent Saturday morning having breakfast with you instead of attending this. This is how you know I love you.