“ I pulled Keyes aside before his speech and asked him what he would do if he were Obama. “If I were in Obama’s position, first thing I’d do is show us his birth certificate. That’s what I’d do. I’d put to rest the shadow of illegitimacy that hangs over his presidency in the minds of people all over this country. ”

Conservative protesters hold a “tea party” without any tea bags. - By Christopher Beam - Slate Magazine

You can’t really make this stuff up.